WARNING – OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE BELOW
How do you make light of a ridiculous situation? In Australia, one popular way is through the liberal application of humour, in particular shit-stirring, so that you can turn what defies logic into an entertaining chance to ridicule stupidity and ignorance without needing to insult the turds responsible directly, but still drawing attention to their brainless, selfish, and shitty behaviour.
Just as in Taiwan and Hong Kong recently, Australia too now has fallen victim to the scourge of the disappearing poo paper. Panic around the pandemic has led to some absurdly selfish actions, but hoarding shit tickets would have to take the cake for being as dumb as dogshit.
Not only was there no shortage of supply of bog rolls (before these shit-for-brains cleared out the shops), as some of the jokers in the article point out, crapper wrappers are not going to protect you from the Wuhan coronavirus, just as the symptoms of the disease do not include diarrhoea.
Although no doubt some of the shitstains responsible for this shitstorm of overbuying will spout shitloads of verbal diarrhoea to excuse themselves as they shit all over the rest of us. Sometimes, when the shit hits the fan, if people act like shitheads, you really will be left up shit creek without a paddle, shit out of luck.